What is the life like in 21st Century. As you read this list, you thought about forwarding it to your "friends you send jokes to" e-mail group. Being sick is defined as 'you can't walk' or 'you're in the hospital.' Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. Every week another collection envelope comes around because someone you didn't know had started is leaving. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet. Interviewees, despite not having the knowledge or experience, terminate the interview when told the starting salary. It crosses your mind that your jokes group may have seen this list already, but you can't be bothered to check, so you forward it anyway. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Temps in your department outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. The intern gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the featur
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